One of the major things that I think Dreadball does well is it’s MVPs – there are so many of them that you can use to customise your team and add some serious ‘fire power’ to your line up.

Though, by fire power, I do of course mean offensive or defensive actions, or just generally flattening your opponent.

So, today I thought I’d introduce you to some of the MVPs – specifically the ones you’ll get if you grab our special deal for the All access deal.


If eating your greens makes you grow up big and strong, then Buzzcut must have devoured forests as a child because he is huge. On the pitch he wears some armour, but generally plays almost stripped to the waist as if preparing for some manual labour which, in a way, he is. His usual excuse is that the uniforms come off when he gets into a fight anyway, and it is true that things seem to break when he is about. This doesn’t stop him being fined in almost every game for being improperly attired. As if he cared.


Buzzcut is a bruiser of an MVP, and can add some serious offensive power to your game.  He’s a character in every sense of the word.

John Doejohn doe

Of course that’s not his real name. His real name takes three minutes to say and major surgery to pronounce. Unlike some of his more mysterious fellow MVPs, John Doe is happy to discuss his history and origins; it’s just that few people can understand. JD’s tentacles are also what give him his unusual playing style, for although he is a Guard, he protects his charges more by ensnaring the opposition than by thumping them.

Interested in either of the guys?  We’re offering a brilliant bundle called ‘All Access‘.  Just pick it up on pre-order and we’ll ship it to you as soon as it’s ready and too can flatten your opponents with two MVPs.

And if you want to, you can bring them with you to the Open Day and compete too!

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